Skinbird? Just a nickname...

wannajoke:

Anatomy Of An Avocado

wannajoke:

Anatomy Of An Avocado

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every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

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wannajoke:

Beatles Haircuts

wannajoke:

Beatles Haircuts

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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Rina Takeda [x]

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"The responsibility is ours to bear… the world is still ours to protect.”

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hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

hagakuresdrugdealer:

i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom

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